The night before the race, I laid out my clothes, and my sports bra kindly reminded me that I am, in fact, a running n00b.
I guess when you're training for a full marathon, the half just feels like training, even if its your first official half.
Plus it was hilly as fuck, so I was like "please be over I hate you."
Just like this post.
Yes I used my iPhone screen shot to "borrow" these photos.
Do. Not. Hate.